i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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