she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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