So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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