Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
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You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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