All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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