Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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