Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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