you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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