if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
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with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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