Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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