Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
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lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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