I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
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And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
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Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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