If i come over, it means nothing
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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