you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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