I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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