why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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