Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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