I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
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This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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