I want to have your abortion
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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