Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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