What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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