I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She's the barista slut.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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