lets start a swedish sibling band together
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I have tasted many bathrooms
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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