Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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