I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
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I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
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I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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