Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just made out with a guy for $7.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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