i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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