I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
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the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
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I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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