I don't remember. Are we still dating?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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