thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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