Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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