Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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