Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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