So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize