But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
The Olympian is in my bed
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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