Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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