I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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