i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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