zippers are such a cool invention
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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