What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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