do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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