I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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