i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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