marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
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Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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