My sheets look like a crime scene.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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