why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
