they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
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