Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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