Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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