sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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