Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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