with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
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started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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