Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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