So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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