I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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