So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
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CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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