i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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