We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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