even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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