I hate all girls vehemently.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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